Just because I have nothing remotely interesting or even uninteresting to write about I thought I would spread a smile. At lest it gives you a peak at my sorted humor.....
You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.
You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember:
you've been listening to your iPod.