I am currently at work but I just had to post something that was emailed to me from my sister in-law.
Cigarettes and Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
The sales girl says, confused, "sire, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo-oo-ooo much cheaper. So I figured if I have to roll my own, so does she................"
Tee Hee! Happy Monday! Cheers!